Dialog2 Kekanak Riang: Week 9

chekgu : haiwan liar maksudnya binatang yang buas, yang dudok dalam hutan. haiwan peliharaan maksudnya yang kita boleh bela kat rumah.
budak-budak: ooo....
chekgu : ok, haiwan liar tu apa??
budak-budak: yang gigit orang
chekgu : erm..haiwan peliharaan?
budak-budak: yang boleh makan kat rumah~

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budak : chekgu, hamster tu haiwan liar kan?
chekgu: hamster kita boleh bela kat rumah tak?
budak : (angguk2) tapi...haritu hamster gigit tangan saya...
chekgu: oo..masa tu dia tengah marah kot..kamu kacau dia tido kot..
budak : em..chekgu... hamster tu apa?

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chekgu: okei! chekgu nak tanya. ikan emas haiwan peliharaan ka, haiwan liar?
kelas : liar~!!
chekgu: .. ikan..paus?
kelas : peliharaaan~~!!

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budak : cekgu, tadi masa saya kencing dia tendang pintu.
chekgu: lepas tu kamu buat pa??
budak : saya tendang dia balik masuk jamban
chekgu: ha? kamu tendang dia ka pintu?
budak : saya tendang dia kena pintu. lepaih tu saya tendang pintu bagi kena dia
chekgu: ...

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budak A: sir2, kami nak nyanyi kat sir
chekgu : aa, boleh =)
budak A,B,C: OuoOOooo...OuOOoOOoo... (bieber's greatest hit)
chekgu : ala, sir ada kelas ni! nanti2 nyanyi laen ek?

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chekgu: binatang apa yang ada paruh, pandai berenang dan hidup kat laut?
budak : pendekar laut!!

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budak 1: ticher2, dia lukis siput babi
chekgu : aa..takpa la, dia lukis haiwan bercengkerang.
budak 2: ticher, siap!! (tunjuk lukisan. - babi ada cengkerang kat belakang..)

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budak e: sir, cikgu XX tu isteri sir aa?
budak f: dak sir kan? isteri sir pelakon kan?
chekgu : ha?? sapa dia?
budak f: nora danish. haritu nampak gambaq sir dengan nora danish dengan kawan-kawan sir kat laptop sir
budak g: wei, nora danish penyanyi la!

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budak : sir2! dalam banyak2 menatang, menatang apa paling kedekut?
chekgu: erm..beruang?
budak : salah
chekgu: dah tu?
budak : kuda la!! tengok dia lari. bunyi 'kedekut kedekut kedekut kedekut...'

Titanic's Unknown Child Given New, Final Identity - Yahoo! News

Titanic's Unknown Child Given New, Final Identity - Yahoo! News

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appreciate. to teach.
teach. to learn.
learn. to give.
give. to get.
get. to hold.
hold. on life.
life. to be appreciated.

apologize. you'll be forgiven.
forgive. people will remember.
remember. the value of an apology.

Why Kate Middleton won’t toss her bouquet

Why Kate Middleton won’t toss her bouquet

Dialog2 Kekanak Riang: Week 8

chekgu: hello class! how are you today?
budak-budak: today~ is Monday~. m.o.n.d.a.y., monday~.

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budak A : sir, sir kenapa tak baik demam lagi?
budak B : cekgu suka mandi senja2 ka?
budak C : sapa ajaq hang mandi senja jadi demam? pening kepala ja~

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(dalam kelas relief. tahun 2. subjek B.Inggeris)
chekgu: class, please be quiet...
budak : wei diam la wei~
chekgu: class, chekgu takdak suara ni...
ketua kelas: wei QUUUIIEEEEETT!!!!! sir saket la!! hangpa tak reti diam ka? hangpa nak sir mati ka?? satgi sir mati sir takleh masuk kelaih kita dah!
*kelas terus senyap...*

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chekgu : X, stand up. spell "hand" for me
budak x: h.e.n.d., hand.
chekgu : wrong.. Y, spell "hand"
budak y: h.a.m.b., hand.
chekgu : ~ no... Z, spell "hand"
budak Z: *angkat dua2 tangan ke atas..*

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budak : sir, sir orang mana?
chekgu: sir orang Perak.
budak : perak dekat johor kan? rumah kami kat johor. nanti boleh balek raya dengan sir.

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budak F: ticer, tadi E mencarut. dia tunjuk jari tengah kat G
budak E: mana ada!! hang lagi mencarut. sir, dia lagi mencarut, sir. dia tunjuk ibu jari kat saya

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budak : cekgu, duit dia hilang. dia takdak duit nak makan.
chekgu: kesiannya.. berapa banyak hilang?
budak : seringgit dua kupang. seringgit hilang, tinggai dua kupang
chekgu: sir tanya dia, awat kamu yang jawab?
budak : dia takut nak cakap. takut sir marah. nanti sir tak belanja dia makan~
chekgu: sir tak marah~.. nah, ambik duit ni, pi makan. ok?
budak : sir, saya??

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budak : ticher zafuan, ticher tipu~~
chekgu: ha? ticher tipu apa?
budak : ticher marah kat kami..sebab tu ticher zafuan tak masuk kelaih kami dah~
chekgu: ticher tak sehat la...ticher taknak kamu sakit macam ticher~
budak : tak pa~ ticher masuk la... ticher bukan mengandung pon~...


hahaha... sori, delayed. demam tak baek lagi..hee.. ^^ smile! =D

Ten things Kate can’t do once she marries Wills

Ten things Kate can’t do once she marries Wills

Dialog2 Kekanak Riang: Week 7

chekgu : kenapa kamu bising? tak buat kerja chekgu bagi?? Berdiri kat depan!
budak B: chekgu! saya nak berdiri dengan dia kat depan
budak C: saya nak jugak chekgu!!

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budak: sir~ kami takmau belajaq hari ni boleh? nak tengok TV kat libry~

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budak 1: sir kenapa sir ada janggut?
budak 2: sir dah kawen, sebab tu ada janggut. sir macam abah kami la

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budak : chekgu, hari ni chekgu masuk kelas kami tak?
chekgu: hari ni chekgu tak masuk kot, chekgu dapat kelas lain.
budak : chekgu tak sayang kami dah ka?

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budak : sir, dia tak paham bahasa melayu. sir kena cakap english ja dengan dia. sebab tu kami tak cakap dengan dia.

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budak 3: ticher, ticher demam ka?
budak 4: sir saya ada ubat. tapi ada kat rumah. saya balik ambik sekarang boleh? rumah saya dekat ja

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budak C: sir, kenapa sir tak mai kemarin?
chekgu : chekgu demam, cuti sakit.
budak C: sir saket apa?
budak D: hang ni pekak ka bodo? sir habaq dia demam la.

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budak : chekgu demam lagi? esok chekgu mai skolah dak? kalau chekgu tak mai kami pon takmau mai
chekgu: la..kenapa pulak takmau mai skolah?
budak : sebab chekgu takdak. tak syok

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chekgu: dah siap, belooomm?
kelas : belomm~
chekgu: finished?
kelas : yes~~~

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budak : chekgu ada facebook dak?
chekgu: kenapa?
budak : saja tanya. nak add chekgu boleh?
chekgu: erm.. (tak sempat jawab)
budak : em tau dah tak buleh. tu malaih tanya tu.
chekgu: =.="


p/s: to my readers and followers. sorry sebab lambat post entry nih. delayed 2 minggu. hehe... demam teruk..so tak sempat nak mengarang sangat.^^" thanks for reading!

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Purina Animal All Stars

Purina Animal All Stars

Dialog2 Kekanak Riang: Week 6

budak : chekgu ni...haih~
chekgu: apa?? chekgu buat apa?
budak : ha? bukan chekgu la... orang cakap psal cekgu tuu..

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budak : sir, sir dah kawen ka?
chekgu: haritu kan sir dah habaq. sir kata apa?
budak : belom. tapi haritu cincin sir kat tangan kiri. harini tangan kanan.

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budak a: chekgu, nak kena selang dak?
budak b: kena selang la! chekgu dah habaq tadi.
budak c: sir, selang satu ka?
budak b,d,e : hangpa ni pekak ka!! se-lang-sa-tu!! (serentak)

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kelas: aasalaaamualaikom tiicher/chekgu/sir
budak 1: wei, sir la!
budak 2: chekgu pon buleh
budak 1: tapi hang panggey ticher. ticher utk pompuan ja

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chekgu: what day is today?
kelas : wednesday!!!
chekgu: how do you spell wednesday?
budak : saya tau! dabeliu..aee..enn...eff..aii...tii..keii..aaee..emm.. jeii... waaii. wednesday

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chekgu: ok, what are the animals in the great race?
kelas : rat! ox! tiger! rabbit! dragon! snake! horse! monkey! goat! rooster! dog! swine!
budak A: sir, swine tu apa?
chekgu : err...boar.
budak B: bo..bo tu, bear ka chekgu?
chekgu : ... pig.
kelas : ooOOOoooooo....

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budak 11: sir, tandaih.
chekgu : no, sit down.
(after a few seconds)
budak 12: sir, dia tak leh tahan...satgi dia basah macam haritu
chekgu : OK! go! quick!
budak 11: kuik tu apa..
chekgu : pegi cepaatt!!

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chekgu: ok, repeat after me. first. second. third.
budak : fiRst. secoND. thiRD.
chekgu: .. fourth.
budak : fouRTH.
chekgu: .....

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budak : ticher2, saya jumpak duit seringgit
chekgu: jumpak kat mana?
budak : kat sana. tapi saya dah langkah duit ni. ustad kata kalau dah langkah buleh ambik

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budak : chekgu!
chekgu: ye?
budak : apa la chekgu ni. 'ye' telinga la.. =D

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budak : *tepuk2 lengan chekgu*
chekgu: *angkat2 kening* kenapa?
budak : tuu *tunjuk kat kawan dia dok nangis*
chekgu: *kerut2 dahi.. then angkat kening (mcm nk tny 'why'*
budak : *angkat2 bahu*
chekgu: *geleng kepala*
budak : *geleng2 kepala..senyum..lari keluar kelas (gi tandas)*

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budak2 laki: chekgu! jom mandi sungai!
chekgu : jom
budak2 pompuan: chekgu, kami ikot!


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