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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Do you know about the rabbit on the moon? part 1

malam tu..aku takleh tido.. taktau la kenapa. susah sangat nak lelap. panas kot...tak hujan dah berapa hari. em..lepas je mandi, aku naik bilik, terus baring atas katil.. takyah cerita la part salin baju tu kan..huhu

time tu, pukul 10 malam. lebeyh kurang la.. sebabkan panas, aku tanya la kat diri sendiri, kenapa air-cond tak sejuk pon? lepas tu aku kutuk diri sendiri, sengal, umah aku mana pasang air-cond. huhu. hajat ati nak tido jadi terbantut, so aku pon keluar la dari bilik - ikut tingkap bilik.

haha...ni tabiat aku. malam2 je musti aku kuar bilik ikut tingkap, panjat dinding, naik duduk atas bumbung rumah. ^^ betul! aku agak pakar la dalam kerjaya panjat2 bumbung ni. budak kampung kan~..heh. so, berbekalkan handset nokia 3250 twist aku ni..hehe.. aku pon duduk le merenung langit, sambil dengar lagu klasik kegemaran...

cantik..malam tu sangat cantik. bulan penuh! bintang2 bergemerlapan menghiasi langit, menemani bulan yang indah. ^^ yeap, itu la sebabnya aku suka naik atas bumbung umah. aku suka sangat tengok bulan, bintang... dari atas rumah, aku dapat clearest view of the sky. suke!! ^^

dalam dok hanyut, senyum sorang2 tengok bulan bintang tu, tetiba aku teringat kat sorg my close friend ni.. dia suka gak benda2 camni! so, aku pon mesej la dia... satu cerita.. tentang bulan.. ^^

'tau tak bulan diperbuat daripada cheese??' chewah..probe2.. hehe..

haa..dulu, ada satu alien ni. dari planet dia, dia datang melawat bumi.. masa dia mendarat, dia terjumpak sorang pengembala lembu nih. dorg pon berkenalan... lepas tu pengembala lembu jemput dia minum2 kat umah... dia bagi alien tu minum susu lembu. tu first time alien minum susu dalam sejarah ye. alien tu suka sangat2!! so dia nak bawak balek susu lembu ke planet dia. pengembala lembu tu pon bagi la satu tangki besar susu lembu, isi kat dalam kapal angkasa alien~... sebagai penghargaan, alien plak bagi pengembala tu beratus2 ketul batu dari planet dia... pengembala tu tanam batu2 tu, nak sorok. lama2...batu2 tu la yang sekarang ni jadi emas, berlian, kristal mahal2 tu. ^^

alien tu pulak balek ke planet dia dgn senang hati.. tapi dalam perjalanan balek tu, tangki kapal dia bocor! habis la mencurah-curah susu tadi keluar dari kapal angkasa dia... lalu menyaluti sebutir bintang kecik kat situ! lama2 semua susu tu melekat kat bintang tu, beku..jadi macam cheese~.. haaa..tu la bulan! hehek

wakakaka... pehtu bukan main laju lagi dia reply. "lepas tuh? lepas tuh?"

hehe...next entry. ^^

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Don't mess with mass

the power of many. the superiority. prestige. pride. and...

i heard the trip to Bandung, Indonesia is cancelled. what happened? i thought everything is settled already? i don't think money was the reason. they've paid for what they have to pay. date? perhaps. somebody told me earlier that they needed to adjust a bit here and there. but what ever it is, i don't really know about the thing. since me not one of the bandung-goers, news and updates are pretty rare to my ears.

she did not submit her assignments. oh my god. and the university wanted to discard her from the course. holy barnicles. i hope she would be given another chance to defend herself..

and my God. mercy a FL clover. he was caught red-handed. i did not know what really happened but everybody seems handsomely educated about the matter. feel sorry for him, yet that's his fatal mistake. yes, it was not his intention to smuggle in notes in the exam hall. unfortunately he forgot to leave it outside. the paper was nicely folded into a small square and be put in his pocket..but.. hm~... oh well. God must have something good to teach us then.

if a single young man is called a bachelor, a single young lady is a bachelorette. check cigar and cigarette. hahaha. hey, i'm not sexy, nor sexist. DANG! (somebody inspired me this word of expression.. hm...)


Monday, April 26, 2010

Streetlights people~

ahahaha.. i'm soooooo into Glee. i watch it night and day, everyday. i'm craving for more episodes of Glee.

aidie told me that we're going to perform something special for a dinner. we just got the invitation a few days before the event. helpless, aidie thought of creating new moves and steps for the night. gosh... it is sooo Latah Che Kiah. last minute work with superb and delicious result, product. haha

then again, aidie said it's going to be something new. really new from what we had had before. not a traditional dance, aan dear. instead.. modern musical! say what??? i thought he was joking when he told me that because his face did not show the seriousness of his words. i laughed. yes, he was very serious.

"so, we're going to perform something like...like... urm.. have you watched Glee?" Glee?? that was the first time i heard about Glee. aidie was very excited about it and urged me to say yes to his plan. alright. a new thing, huh? well... there's nothing to lose, but everything to gain. haha..

bla bla bla...the dinner was cancelled..not enough performers.. insufficient funds... somebody important died...an old lady stepped down as the president of what association know not... but, despite all the misery and miserables... i'm hooked with Glee!

hahaha.. every now and then i sing all the songs performed by the cast in Glee. from the very first episode,"don't stop believin'" made popular by Journey, till the last episode of Glee season one, i remember each and every song, alongside the occasion of some particular songs. heee....

since i'll be going back to penang this coming july, perhaps erfairizee and me can come up with something Glee for a change. you know... better late than never. heh!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

I mean it

geez. i missed one important day. hari keputeraan Sultan Perak, Tuanku Azlan Shah. ampun tuanku.

ya...i had planned to grab a copy of newspaper that day. unfortunately, my irresponsible being forgot the duty. there you go. endopsychic conflicts. my Id said "blast you! it's all your fault" while my Ego reversed the poisonous bite "for God sake i did nothing wrong. it's you who went to sleep late, you ungrateful, spoilt trait!" owh don't worry a'an, here comes your saviour. is it batman? is it superman?? no~ it's SuperEgo!!! and he choked both Id and Ego hard...and yelled "will you two please..shut..the heck up?" hahahaha

when was my last entry? in february, if im not mistaken. yeah... time does not wait for me. i'll be dancing with myself~ lalala.. anyway, somebody should shoulder the blame. heaven knows what's going on... i mean, what is wrong with you, dude??

remember how best you were? (yuck...sounds gay..) okay. look at you now. a successful young man... genius...an intelect.. gorgeously handsome... your words and voice can melt the hearts of many.. do you realize that? every time you look at a girl (or a boy, even) in the eye, you steal their heart beat and pulse and stop their breathing process.

but why you did this to me, dude?

come on. i'm not your girlfriend. or you do have a crush on me but you don't think it's gonna work so you decided to destroy me then? haha.. dude, you're shooting a sitting duck. i don't mind calling myself a duck, as long as i can swim happily and cheerfully. but you! you invaded the 70's show!

where did the good man gone? yeah. let's see how you criticize my grammatical error here. is there an error at the first place? have i confused you? nope. you are too clever, too smart to be fooled by anybody.

this is the third time, bro... you deleted my accounts and emails... you hacked my pages and sites. you told bad things - lies! - to everybody. what's wrong with you dude?? do you need to see Sigmund Freud too? do you want to listen to William Glesser for the very words that i really want you to put in your 'extra large' brain - be realistik, man!!

you know what. you're right. i don't deserve the spotlight. you're the man. go. and tell everybody that i'm the one who started everything. make them believe you. oh sure they will. they love you so much, that they might be thinking to praise you and make you a hero! how many people did you save from the cyber epidemic? thousands, dude.. but how many people you planted hatred and disgust in their souls? countless, bro... countless. you can't even name them, because they're just too good to be true. have you got yourself no mercy??

think about it. i'm not accusing you a villian or a darth vader (even though you really wanted to wear such suit) or belthazor (hm..on a second thought..). it's okay. i read books. thanks to Eric Berne's "I'm Okay, You're Okay" book, you don't get to see the starred words here. heh. pretty cool huh. ^^

i can stand your attack. my revenge soon will fall upon you. when the curtain falls, we shall see who will take a bow. and this is my very, extremely serious message to you - don't you ever disturb my friends! leave them alone. this has nothing to do with my beautiful friends. it's just you and me. back off, and stay away from them. if you dare to put even a finger on their shoulder, your fellow computer-geeks can expect a delivery of your body parts the next day for them to assemble you back into one piece.

leave my friends alone. do not repeat the same sin. don't touch my facebook, my blog, my bank accounts, my emails and my everything - anymore. this is the nicest way i can put my words to a devilish hacker who once my great pal.. dude, i forgive you, again. but if you do not regret of what mess you did..heh... God bless.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Killing me softly

stupid calamity of fiery lizard... i have piles and mountains of work to be done. sigh... for the past three months my life was soooooo relaxing and entertaining. but now? look at me. i have become a real student! hahahaha

let's do the calculation. day by day. hm... i have to submit my group assignment on wednesday, the moral issue assignment. yeah, we did well with our 'pornography' presentation. they audience seemed stunned and mesmerized... perhaps there were too much obscenity in our slides...kikiki.. no lah. ^^ hoh! that reminds me of my buddy. hahaha... awalludin and aizat were so mad at this particular person. i couldn't say anything... i was shocked, too, by the way. he could have done more than just two pages from 10 pages work that we have assigned him to do. me, awal and aizat did our part, and we managed to sketch out 9 pages per person. but this guy? hahaha... man, i don't know what to say. awal was pissed off...^^

sociolinguistics. this killer subject is another headaching matter. luckily our research presentation is done. however, i'm not very quite satisfied with the marks given. i do think me and my partner deserve better marks. a good one. okay, we weren't flawless at presenting the findings and such, but the actual thing with our research is great! i argued some of her points, counter-fire her questions with brilliant and true answers.. yet she said it's too late. if only we have explained all those crap to her earlier, during the presentation, the marks would be different, in a good way, of course. hahaha.. this is what i call fate, rezeki. ^^ oh well.. just you wait for our research report. hehehe...

action research! oh my god... in three months time, what have you learnt, aan? Lies and double-lie techniques. kikiki. 70 percent of our data and findings is the truth, yet another 20 percent is fantasy~ ^^ another 10 percent? God bless. hahahaha... yeap. today's presentation was excellent. just imagine, three months of collecting data...yet we have to present all-everything in just 15 minutes! wow... and WOW!! we did survive the 15-minute time limit. hahaha.. i was rushing up all those points on our slides to beat the duration given. if we exceed the duration, marks will be deducted. so... with the blessing from above, we, the army of God, fulfilled the requirement and have beaten the kraken. hahahaha. not so fast, aan. you and your group still have a 4000-word report to write. hee.... evil force... may you be gone! Halt!!

tomorrow is the day...