Friday, March 8, 2013

51 Fakta Tentang Wanita [WARNING - Sentap Content!]


good morning!! ^^

well! what do you know... it's International Women's Day!!! yaaayy!! the 'most awaited' day in the world is here! luls.



no, seriously. ever wonder how life would be without women in this world? who's gonna prepare your breakfast if it ain't your mom? who's gonna look after your babies if it ain't your nanny? who's gonna nag you from dawn till dusk if it ain't your sister?  =p

men cannot live without women. that's why Adam asked God to grant him a companion! and God created Eve for Adam. and women cannot live without shopping malls. that's why God creates more and more men - to build more shopping malls - for women!! hahaha. 

okaayy!! kidding. =p but really... hahaha. now now! before you dislike my post or my page, or even unfollow me for good, please.. do read these 51 facts (if you're a lady/woman you'll say "myths") about women!



1. Women love to shop. (wonder why it's numbered 1?) It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.

4. Women need to cry. The more people listening, the louder it'll be turning.

5. Women will always ask questions that they already know the answers - just to see your answers... 

6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

8. Women don't need to know the food pyramid. They'll turn it to Burj Dubai for good.

9. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. Not to mention cockroaches...

10. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

11. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. 

12. Women have a list of friends. Men are listed in the 'helpful' list.

13. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.

14. Women think all men are the same. 

15. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

16. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

17. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. 

18. Women brush their hair before bed.

19. Watch a woman purchasing a piece of shirt - you'll know how many shirts you can buy for a guy with such amount.

20. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.

21. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?

22. Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?' . And they love auto transmission cars. They don't want to be in control. They want to cruise and control..

23. Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.

24. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

25. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

26. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

27. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. 

28. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. 

29. Women (especially wives) always compare the love they receive with the love their men's cars receive.

30. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'

31. PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter.

32. The first thought that comes to women's mind whenever they look at a man they like is 'I don't think he's married..".

33. Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes. 

34. Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.

35. 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language. 

36. Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.

37. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

38. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.

39. If it is not Valentines Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a
conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'

HAHAHA


40. Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'.

41. Did I mention that even after a careful and through explaination to the men in their lives, only women will understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'?

42. Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.

43. Ever wonder why women keep all the receipts ... so full of them... in their purse, dashboard, drawers and everywhere else? 

44. Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.

45. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. Or the famous duck-face of course. This will get men arrested.

46. Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried or Ryan Stiles, do you?

47. Women don't lie. They just keep the truth to themselves. For a while.

48. It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don't see straight men dancing together. 

49. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

50. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here!'

51. If you're a sporting woman, you laugh out loud upon this post - for its truthfulness. Even share it with your friends! But if you're a woman, you'll hit the comment section and tell me "you're wrong!! except for some (in whispering voice)... but you're still wrong - because you're just a man who knows nothing about women. nothing!"


Happy celebrating International Women's Day 2013!! ^^


source of FACTS (I've done some editing to suit the "general reading" label on my blog.. hehe.. if not, more and more will get butthurt. luls..)


5 comments:

MohdIzwan said...

hahaha..

nice info..I could see that some of the facts are true..based on experience and observation..:)

haniekunie said...

Kebanyakannya tak kena. Dan saya ada banyak yang tak paham

aleen aiden said...

amboi banyaknye aku sentap.

women never have anything to wear. kakaka

antara said...

@onney - sharing is caring. bhahaha

@hani - alaa... tolong la pahaamm.. =p

@aleen - amboi, terharu nampak kau komen kat blog aku. hahaha

Liza Aidid said...

Women put body lotion every night before bedtime. Its a routine. Hahaha.