Dialog2 Kekanak Riang: Week 6

budak : chekgu ni...haih~
chekgu: apa?? chekgu buat apa?
budak : ha? bukan chekgu la... orang cakap psal cekgu tuu..

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budak : sir, sir dah kawen ka?
chekgu: haritu kan sir dah habaq. sir kata apa?
budak : belom. tapi haritu cincin sir kat tangan kiri. harini tangan kanan.

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budak a: chekgu, nak kena selang dak?
budak b: kena selang la! chekgu dah habaq tadi.
budak c: sir, selang satu ka?
budak b,d,e : hangpa ni pekak ka!! se-lang-sa-tu!! (serentak)

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kelas: aasalaaamualaikom tiicher/chekgu/sir
budak 1: wei, sir la!
budak 2: chekgu pon buleh
budak 1: tapi hang panggey ticher. ticher utk pompuan ja

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chekgu: what day is today?
kelas : wednesday!!!
chekgu: how do you spell wednesday?
budak : saya tau! dabeliu..aee..enn...eff..aii...tii..keii..aaee..emm.. jeii... waaii. wednesday

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chekgu: ok, what are the animals in the great race?
kelas : rat! ox! tiger! rabbit! dragon! snake! horse! monkey! goat! rooster! dog! swine!
budak A: sir, swine tu apa?
chekgu : err...boar.
budak B: bo..bo tu, bear ka chekgu?
chekgu : ... pig.
kelas : ooOOOoooooo....

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budak 11: sir, tandaih.
chekgu : no, sit down.
(after a few seconds)
budak 12: sir, dia tak leh tahan...satgi dia basah macam haritu
chekgu : OK! go! quick!
budak 11: kuik tu apa..
chekgu : pegi cepaatt!!

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chekgu: ok, repeat after me. first. second. third.
budak : fiRst. secoND. thiRD.
chekgu: .. fourth.
budak : fouRTH.
chekgu: .....

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budak : ticher2, saya jumpak duit seringgit
chekgu: jumpak kat mana?
budak : kat sana. tapi saya dah langkah duit ni. ustad kata kalau dah langkah buleh ambik

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budak : chekgu!
chekgu: ye?
budak : apa la chekgu ni. 'ye' telinga la.. =D

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budak : *tepuk2 lengan chekgu*
chekgu: *angkat2 kening* kenapa?
budak : tuu *tunjuk kat kawan dia dok nangis*
chekgu: *kerut2 dahi.. then angkat kening (mcm nk tny 'why'*
budak : *angkat2 bahu*
chekgu: *geleng kepala*
budak : *geleng2 kepala..senyum..lari keluar kelas (gi tandas)*

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budak2 laki: chekgu! jom mandi sungai!
chekgu : jom
budak2 pompuan: chekgu, kami ikot!


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