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Monday, January 17, 2011

10 lines of frustrated teachers

just think about it... you'll get the gist. =)

"Well let me get this thing quite clear. Your daughter is a pain in the as$"

"Yes you're right. We teach for money. So pay your goddamn fees etcetera a.s.a.p"

"As long as we teachers give tests, there will always be prayers in schools. Been there"

"The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one."

"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework." - Bill Cosby

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!"

"All that education, but you can't remember my name?"

"Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" - Warren Hutcherson

"Rodney Dangerfield says, in the school he went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window. Well I heard you guys can defy gravity."

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad." - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

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