my last entry was about the thoughts of a friend of mine, and how he perceives the opposite sex. and recently, i found an article (sort of) about men's rules. hahaha. let's here their speech out. ^^
These are our rules!
Please note. These are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full MOON OR the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials...
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping
muehahaha.. i laughed out loud reading this. yeah, to an extent, some are facts. but at the other end of the rope, well... these can be considered as the battlecries... hahaha.. so ladies, what say you? ^^
SOCIALIZATION
Monday, May 10, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Girls,ladies and women
well, for most men, they see THEIR girls, ladies or women as these~..
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man (duh.... ^^)
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
hahaha..this came frm a male friend of mine... and i think you can guess why..^^
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man (duh.... ^^)
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
hahaha..this came frm a male friend of mine... and i think you can guess why..^^
Saturday, May 8, 2010
New furniture!
hahaha...there goes my ringgit malaysia one thousand and sixty five. ^^
well.. since i'm living with my sis, she provides me a room so that i can stuff my stuff, etcetera etcetera. but... a room is still a room... need to fill it first - with woods and plastics..
we went to a showroom where they display and exhibit good furniture and things like that. cut it short, we went to five shops and warehouse but the items did not suit my criteria - i mean, money and liking. as my final effort for the day i persuaded my sis to check one last shop. hahaha... indeed, the last always the best.
i was soo hooked up with this black wood closet. semi-solid stuff. the body is made of solid wood, while the doors and drawers are plywoods. it has two big portions to hang clothes, and two wide drawers to store small-small stuff, and two sectors of storage, completing the Italian-look design. hahaha...
curse you, ah pek. you led me from one thing to another. and i ended up bargaining prices for four items...ngehahaha.
one 8-door closet, rm 4xx
japanese table, rm 1xx
3 colour box, rm 75
tempat sidai baju (metal), F.O.C
total up = rm 700
hahaha...but that's not the end of the story..
i sent my ford to a mechanic to throw out the bad parts and install the good, better parts. yeah, the engine's kinda problematic. leaking here and there...so.. i decided to put it in a workshop and get its things done right.
once she's out, off the workshop...same matter went with my money~..^^
3 pieces of timing oil seal, rm 48
somewhat cap frosket, rm 45
another item (can't read his writing on the bill..geez..too complex), rm 12
somewhat dis. o-ring, rm 10
engine oil, rm 55
oil filter, rm 6
another frosket, rm 30
4 pieces injecter seal, rm 64
labour charge, rm 100
total, rm 325..
muehahahaha.... additional rm 20, fueling her stomach up with good petrol. hence... i would say my rm 1,065 is worthy and handsomely used. for the better future, if i may? hehehe
oh God, where shall i find recovery~... hm...
well.. since i'm living with my sis, she provides me a room so that i can stuff my stuff, etcetera etcetera. but... a room is still a room... need to fill it first - with woods and plastics..
we went to a showroom where they display and exhibit good furniture and things like that. cut it short, we went to five shops and warehouse but the items did not suit my criteria - i mean, money and liking. as my final effort for the day i persuaded my sis to check one last shop. hahaha... indeed, the last always the best.
i was soo hooked up with this black wood closet. semi-solid stuff. the body is made of solid wood, while the doors and drawers are plywoods. it has two big portions to hang clothes, and two wide drawers to store small-small stuff, and two sectors of storage, completing the Italian-look design. hahaha...
curse you, ah pek. you led me from one thing to another. and i ended up bargaining prices for four items...ngehahaha.
one 8-door closet, rm 4xx
japanese table, rm 1xx
3 colour box, rm 75
tempat sidai baju (metal), F.O.C
total up = rm 700
hahaha...but that's not the end of the story..
i sent my ford to a mechanic to throw out the bad parts and install the good, better parts. yeah, the engine's kinda problematic. leaking here and there...so.. i decided to put it in a workshop and get its things done right.
once she's out, off the workshop...same matter went with my money~..^^
3 pieces of timing oil seal, rm 48
somewhat cap frosket, rm 45
another item (can't read his writing on the bill..geez..too complex), rm 12
somewhat dis. o-ring, rm 10
engine oil, rm 55
oil filter, rm 6
another frosket, rm 30
4 pieces injecter seal, rm 64
labour charge, rm 100
total, rm 325..
muehahahaha.... additional rm 20, fueling her stomach up with good petrol. hence... i would say my rm 1,065 is worthy and handsomely used. for the better future, if i may? hehehe
oh God, where shall i find recovery~... hm...
Monday, May 3, 2010
Kisah di stesen keretapi Alor Setar
huk.. subuh2 lagi dah bangun. ok, memang biasa bangun subuh, tapi selalunya aku tido balek, tapi harini spesel sket. huhu.. aku kena gi anta kawan aku balek. 3 orang semuanaya. dua orang naik plane, lagi sorang naek ketapi. huhu
semuanya lancar, dari time aku sumbat2 barang dorang dalam keta aku, sampei la kitorang landing kat airport kepala batas...alhamdulillah... peginye 2 bijik keta ye... aku bawak AMD dengan Er. lyn bawak AF dgn EM. AF saje ikot je, yang baleknye AMD, Er dgn EM.
huk..sedey sangat... tapi aku tanak nanges depan dorang... time departure tu, salam2, peluk2, muah2... lyn nanges sgt..semua tengah sedeyh sebenarnye... tapi aku tau, AMD, Er, EM... dorang da nanges da malam tadi...so, takde la tunjuk sgt..ehe.. jgn nanges an..jgn nanges...
lepas anta EM dgn Er naek flight, aku pon bawak la AMD gi ke pekan Alor Setar... nak belikan dia tiket ketapi...balek ke johor. hahaha... baru nak beli beb! tup tap tup tap...kaunter bukak kol 10~ tanya2 makcik tu, AMD pon booking la satu tiket balek ke Gemas, ketapi ekspress (ekspress la sket dari jalan kaki....hehe) sinaran senandung semalam. wah meriah gituu.. hehe..
sedeyh2 sket lagi...then aku pon tinggalkan la AMD kt stesen tu..sebab tiketnye pukol 6.45 petang tu! hahaha... gile ah... mau berjambang tunggu tu. hehe.. AMD kata takpe, dia ok je.. as u wish my fren...^^
petang tu..dlm kul 3 lebeyh..tgh2 aku dok teringat kat AMD tu.. dia pon mesej~..
mesej 1 : ingatkan kantin kat stesen ketapi yg macam lokasi shooting jimi asmara ni membosankan.. who knows it can be interesting! baru lepas dengar laki india marah2 bini dia kat tepon sebab bini dia ingat dia ada pompuan len, which turns out to b true after all. n tengahari tadi aku baru hiburkan pakcik2 kat sini dengan menari beberapa jenis tarian melayu..
hahaha.... boleh plakkan! ^^ pehtu aku balas la ap yg patut... then AMD reply
mesej 2: tu la pasal. kat kantin tadi la, tepi stesen ni. sowang pakcik ni tanya aku baca apa, aku cakap r baca pasal tarian melayu. pastu dia tanya, baca je da pandai nari ke.. aku cakap r, kalu nak pandai kna blatih, pastu dia suruh nari sket.. aku kalu da start, reti plak nak berenti kan..dalam hp ni pon cukup lagu nak wat repertoire tarian melayu..
kikiki... mmg ko AMD ah! ^^... suke gile aku baca experience dia tuh. aku balas, then dia reply..
mesej 3: tau takpe. dowang tak expect pon, mmg dowang berbangga sbb - - begitu menghargai seni budaya kte.. yang penting, lepas tarian melayu, miming lagu lady marmalade ya!
muehahaha...serius! enjoy abihs! aku tny la, dpt minum free ke... huhu
mesej 4: takpon.. air pon kena bayar harga biasa..keji.. tak penah aku sebagai artis ni dilayan sbgini rupa.. tapi yg penting puas!
kikiki... meletop, u ols.. better!! hehe..
semuanya lancar, dari time aku sumbat2 barang dorang dalam keta aku, sampei la kitorang landing kat airport kepala batas...alhamdulillah... peginye 2 bijik keta ye... aku bawak AMD dengan Er. lyn bawak AF dgn EM. AF saje ikot je, yang baleknye AMD, Er dgn EM.
huk..sedey sangat... tapi aku tanak nanges depan dorang... time departure tu, salam2, peluk2, muah2... lyn nanges sgt..semua tengah sedeyh sebenarnye... tapi aku tau, AMD, Er, EM... dorang da nanges da malam tadi...so, takde la tunjuk sgt..ehe.. jgn nanges an..jgn nanges...
lepas anta EM dgn Er naek flight, aku pon bawak la AMD gi ke pekan Alor Setar... nak belikan dia tiket ketapi...balek ke johor. hahaha... baru nak beli beb! tup tap tup tap...kaunter bukak kol 10~ tanya2 makcik tu, AMD pon booking la satu tiket balek ke Gemas, ketapi ekspress (ekspress la sket dari jalan kaki....hehe) sinaran senandung semalam. wah meriah gituu.. hehe..
sedeyh2 sket lagi...then aku pon tinggalkan la AMD kt stesen tu..sebab tiketnye pukol 6.45 petang tu! hahaha... gile ah... mau berjambang tunggu tu. hehe.. AMD kata takpe, dia ok je.. as u wish my fren...^^
petang tu..dlm kul 3 lebeyh..tgh2 aku dok teringat kat AMD tu.. dia pon mesej~..
mesej 1 : ingatkan kantin kat stesen ketapi yg macam lokasi shooting jimi asmara ni membosankan.. who knows it can be interesting! baru lepas dengar laki india marah2 bini dia kat tepon sebab bini dia ingat dia ada pompuan len, which turns out to b true after all. n tengahari tadi aku baru hiburkan pakcik2 kat sini dengan menari beberapa jenis tarian melayu..
hahaha.... boleh plakkan! ^^ pehtu aku balas la ap yg patut... then AMD reply
mesej 2: tu la pasal. kat kantin tadi la, tepi stesen ni. sowang pakcik ni tanya aku baca apa, aku cakap r baca pasal tarian melayu. pastu dia tanya, baca je da pandai nari ke.. aku cakap r, kalu nak pandai kna blatih, pastu dia suruh nari sket.. aku kalu da start, reti plak nak berenti kan..dalam hp ni pon cukup lagu nak wat repertoire tarian melayu..
kikiki... mmg ko AMD ah! ^^... suke gile aku baca experience dia tuh. aku balas, then dia reply..
mesej 3: tau takpe. dowang tak expect pon, mmg dowang berbangga sbb - - begitu menghargai seni budaya kte.. yang penting, lepas tarian melayu, miming lagu lady marmalade ya!
muehahaha...serius! enjoy abihs! aku tny la, dpt minum free ke... huhu
mesej 4: takpon.. air pon kena bayar harga biasa..keji.. tak penah aku sebagai artis ni dilayan sbgini rupa.. tapi yg penting puas!
kikiki... meletop, u ols.. better!! hehe..
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Take a bow
it is up to your lexicon to interpret 'take a bow' in your own understanding. the spelling is the same; bow. but what makes it different is how you pronounce the word. i can't write phonetics symbols here but one way to say the word is... um.. you know 'cow'? yeah, just replace the 'c' with 'b' and pronounce it the same way you say the word to describe an animal which has four legs and can produce milk, especially in New Zealand.
another way to say it is...um... you do know the word 'bowl' right? well then, just cut the 'L' out and there you have it! just pronounce the word 'bowl' without making the 'l' sound.
oh crap... too much reading i perhaps. need new games.. hm..
another way to say it is...um... you do know the word 'bowl' right? well then, just cut the 'L' out and there you have it! just pronounce the word 'bowl' without making the 'l' sound.
oh crap... too much reading i perhaps. need new games.. hm..
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Do you know about the rabbit on the moon? part 1
malam tu..aku takleh tido.. taktau la kenapa. susah sangat nak lelap. panas kot...tak hujan dah berapa hari. em..lepas je mandi, aku naik bilik, terus baring atas katil.. takyah cerita la part salin baju tu kan..huhu
time tu, pukul 10 malam. lebeyh kurang la.. sebabkan panas, aku tanya la kat diri sendiri, kenapa air-cond tak sejuk pon? lepas tu aku kutuk diri sendiri, sengal, umah aku mana pasang air-cond. huhu. hajat ati nak tido jadi terbantut, so aku pon keluar la dari bilik - ikut tingkap bilik.
haha...ni tabiat aku. malam2 je musti aku kuar bilik ikut tingkap, panjat dinding, naik duduk atas bumbung rumah. ^^ betul! aku agak pakar la dalam kerjaya panjat2 bumbung ni. budak kampung kan~..heh. so, berbekalkan handset nokia 3250 twist aku ni..hehe.. aku pon duduk le merenung langit, sambil dengar lagu klasik kegemaran...
cantik..malam tu sangat cantik. bulan penuh! bintang2 bergemerlapan menghiasi langit, menemani bulan yang indah. ^^ yeap, itu la sebabnya aku suka naik atas bumbung umah. aku suka sangat tengok bulan, bintang... dari atas rumah, aku dapat clearest view of the sky. suke!! ^^
dalam dok hanyut, senyum sorang2 tengok bulan bintang tu, tetiba aku teringat kat sorg my close friend ni.. dia suka gak benda2 camni! so, aku pon mesej la dia... satu cerita.. tentang bulan.. ^^
'tau tak bulan diperbuat daripada cheese??' chewah..probe2.. hehe..
haa..dulu, ada satu alien ni. dari planet dia, dia datang melawat bumi.. masa dia mendarat, dia terjumpak sorang pengembala lembu nih. dorg pon berkenalan... lepas tu pengembala lembu jemput dia minum2 kat umah... dia bagi alien tu minum susu lembu. tu first time alien minum susu dalam sejarah ye. alien tu suka sangat2!! so dia nak bawak balek susu lembu ke planet dia. pengembala lembu tu pon bagi la satu tangki besar susu lembu, isi kat dalam kapal angkasa alien~... sebagai penghargaan, alien plak bagi pengembala tu beratus2 ketul batu dari planet dia... pengembala tu tanam batu2 tu, nak sorok. lama2...batu2 tu la yang sekarang ni jadi emas, berlian, kristal mahal2 tu. ^^
alien tu pulak balek ke planet dia dgn senang hati.. tapi dalam perjalanan balek tu, tangki kapal dia bocor! habis la mencurah-curah susu tadi keluar dari kapal angkasa dia... lalu menyaluti sebutir bintang kecik kat situ! lama2 semua susu tu melekat kat bintang tu, beku..jadi macam cheese~.. haaa..tu la bulan! hehek
wakakaka... pehtu bukan main laju lagi dia reply. "lepas tuh? lepas tuh?"
hehe...next entry. ^^
time tu, pukul 10 malam. lebeyh kurang la.. sebabkan panas, aku tanya la kat diri sendiri, kenapa air-cond tak sejuk pon? lepas tu aku kutuk diri sendiri, sengal, umah aku mana pasang air-cond. huhu. hajat ati nak tido jadi terbantut, so aku pon keluar la dari bilik - ikut tingkap bilik.
haha...ni tabiat aku. malam2 je musti aku kuar bilik ikut tingkap, panjat dinding, naik duduk atas bumbung rumah. ^^ betul! aku agak pakar la dalam kerjaya panjat2 bumbung ni. budak kampung kan~..heh. so, berbekalkan handset nokia 3250 twist aku ni..hehe.. aku pon duduk le merenung langit, sambil dengar lagu klasik kegemaran...
cantik..malam tu sangat cantik. bulan penuh! bintang2 bergemerlapan menghiasi langit, menemani bulan yang indah. ^^ yeap, itu la sebabnya aku suka naik atas bumbung umah. aku suka sangat tengok bulan, bintang... dari atas rumah, aku dapat clearest view of the sky. suke!! ^^
dalam dok hanyut, senyum sorang2 tengok bulan bintang tu, tetiba aku teringat kat sorg my close friend ni.. dia suka gak benda2 camni! so, aku pon mesej la dia... satu cerita.. tentang bulan.. ^^
'tau tak bulan diperbuat daripada cheese??' chewah..probe2.. hehe..
haa..dulu, ada satu alien ni. dari planet dia, dia datang melawat bumi.. masa dia mendarat, dia terjumpak sorang pengembala lembu nih. dorg pon berkenalan... lepas tu pengembala lembu jemput dia minum2 kat umah... dia bagi alien tu minum susu lembu. tu first time alien minum susu dalam sejarah ye. alien tu suka sangat2!! so dia nak bawak balek susu lembu ke planet dia. pengembala lembu tu pon bagi la satu tangki besar susu lembu, isi kat dalam kapal angkasa alien~... sebagai penghargaan, alien plak bagi pengembala tu beratus2 ketul batu dari planet dia... pengembala tu tanam batu2 tu, nak sorok. lama2...batu2 tu la yang sekarang ni jadi emas, berlian, kristal mahal2 tu. ^^
alien tu pulak balek ke planet dia dgn senang hati.. tapi dalam perjalanan balek tu, tangki kapal dia bocor! habis la mencurah-curah susu tadi keluar dari kapal angkasa dia... lalu menyaluti sebutir bintang kecik kat situ! lama2 semua susu tu melekat kat bintang tu, beku..jadi macam cheese~.. haaa..tu la bulan! hehek
wakakaka... pehtu bukan main laju lagi dia reply. "lepas tuh? lepas tuh?"
hehe...next entry. ^^
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Don't mess with mass
the power of many. the superiority. prestige. pride. and...
i heard the trip to Bandung, Indonesia is cancelled. what happened? i thought everything is settled already? i don't think money was the reason. they've paid for what they have to pay. date? perhaps. somebody told me earlier that they needed to adjust a bit here and there. but what ever it is, i don't really know about the thing. since me not one of the bandung-goers, news and updates are pretty rare to my ears.
she did not submit her assignments. oh my god. and the university wanted to discard her from the course. holy barnicles. i hope she would be given another chance to defend herself..
and my God. mercy a FL clover. he was caught red-handed. i did not know what really happened but everybody seems handsomely educated about the matter. feel sorry for him, yet that's his fatal mistake. yes, it was not his intention to smuggle in notes in the exam hall. unfortunately he forgot to leave it outside. the paper was nicely folded into a small square and be put in his pocket..but.. hm~... oh well. God must have something good to teach us then.
if a single young man is called a bachelor, a single young lady is a bachelorette. check cigar and cigarette. hahaha. hey, i'm not sexy, nor sexist. DANG! (somebody inspired me this word of expression.. hm...)
^^
i heard the trip to Bandung, Indonesia is cancelled. what happened? i thought everything is settled already? i don't think money was the reason. they've paid for what they have to pay. date? perhaps. somebody told me earlier that they needed to adjust a bit here and there. but what ever it is, i don't really know about the thing. since me not one of the bandung-goers, news and updates are pretty rare to my ears.
she did not submit her assignments. oh my god. and the university wanted to discard her from the course. holy barnicles. i hope she would be given another chance to defend herself..
and my God. mercy a FL clover. he was caught red-handed. i did not know what really happened but everybody seems handsomely educated about the matter. feel sorry for him, yet that's his fatal mistake. yes, it was not his intention to smuggle in notes in the exam hall. unfortunately he forgot to leave it outside. the paper was nicely folded into a small square and be put in his pocket..but.. hm~... oh well. God must have something good to teach us then.
if a single young man is called a bachelor, a single young lady is a bachelorette. check cigar and cigarette. hahaha. hey, i'm not sexy, nor sexist. DANG! (somebody inspired me this word of expression.. hm...)
^^
Monday, April 26, 2010
Streetlights people~
ahahaha.. i'm soooooo into Glee. i watch it night and day, everyday. i'm craving for more episodes of Glee.
aidie told me that we're going to perform something special for a dinner. we just got the invitation a few days before the event. helpless, aidie thought of creating new moves and steps for the night. gosh... it is sooo Latah Che Kiah. last minute work with superb and delicious result, product. haha
then again, aidie said it's going to be something new. really new from what we had had before. not a traditional dance, aan dear. instead.. modern musical! say what??? i thought he was joking when he told me that because his face did not show the seriousness of his words. i laughed. yes, he was very serious.
"so, we're going to perform something like...like... urm.. have you watched Glee?" Glee?? that was the first time i heard about Glee. aidie was very excited about it and urged me to say yes to his plan. alright. a new thing, huh? well... there's nothing to lose, but everything to gain. haha..
bla bla bla...the dinner was cancelled..not enough performers.. insufficient funds... somebody important died...an old lady stepped down as the president of what association know not... but, despite all the misery and miserables... i'm hooked with Glee!
hahaha.. every now and then i sing all the songs performed by the cast in Glee. from the very first episode,"don't stop believin'" made popular by Journey, till the last episode of Glee season one, i remember each and every song, alongside the occasion of some particular songs. heee....
since i'll be going back to penang this coming july, perhaps erfairizee and me can come up with something Glee for a change. you know... better late than never. heh!
aidie told me that we're going to perform something special for a dinner. we just got the invitation a few days before the event. helpless, aidie thought of creating new moves and steps for the night. gosh... it is sooo Latah Che Kiah. last minute work with superb and delicious result, product. haha
then again, aidie said it's going to be something new. really new from what we had had before. not a traditional dance, aan dear. instead.. modern musical! say what??? i thought he was joking when he told me that because his face did not show the seriousness of his words. i laughed. yes, he was very serious.
"so, we're going to perform something like...like... urm.. have you watched Glee?" Glee?? that was the first time i heard about Glee. aidie was very excited about it and urged me to say yes to his plan. alright. a new thing, huh? well... there's nothing to lose, but everything to gain. haha..
bla bla bla...the dinner was cancelled..not enough performers.. insufficient funds... somebody important died...an old lady stepped down as the president of what association know not... but, despite all the misery and miserables... i'm hooked with Glee!
hahaha.. every now and then i sing all the songs performed by the cast in Glee. from the very first episode,"don't stop believin'" made popular by Journey, till the last episode of Glee season one, i remember each and every song, alongside the occasion of some particular songs. heee....
since i'll be going back to penang this coming july, perhaps erfairizee and me can come up with something Glee for a change. you know... better late than never. heh!
Sunday, April 25, 2010
I mean it
geez. i missed one important day. hari keputeraan Sultan Perak, Tuanku Azlan Shah. ampun tuanku.
ya...i had planned to grab a copy of newspaper that day. unfortunately, my irresponsible being forgot the duty. there you go. endopsychic conflicts. my Id said "blast you! it's all your fault" while my Ego reversed the poisonous bite "for God sake i did nothing wrong. it's you who went to sleep late, you ungrateful, spoilt trait!" owh don't worry a'an, here comes your saviour. is it batman? is it superman?? no~ it's SuperEgo!!! and he choked both Id and Ego hard...and yelled "will you two please..shut..the heck up?" hahahaha
when was my last entry? in february, if im not mistaken. yeah... time does not wait for me. i'll be dancing with myself~ lalala.. anyway, somebody should shoulder the blame. heaven knows what's going on... i mean, what is wrong with you, dude??
remember how best you were? (yuck...sounds gay..) okay. look at you now. a successful young man... genius...an intelect.. gorgeously handsome... your words and voice can melt the hearts of many.. do you realize that? every time you look at a girl (or a boy, even) in the eye, you steal their heart beat and pulse and stop their breathing process.
but why you did this to me, dude?
come on. i'm not your girlfriend. or you do have a crush on me but you don't think it's gonna work so you decided to destroy me then? haha.. dude, you're shooting a sitting duck. i don't mind calling myself a duck, as long as i can swim happily and cheerfully. but you! you invaded the 70's show!
where did the good man gone? yeah. let's see how you criticize my grammatical error here. is there an error at the first place? have i confused you? nope. you are too clever, too smart to be fooled by anybody.
this is the third time, bro... you deleted my accounts and emails... you hacked my pages and sites. you told bad things - lies! - to everybody. what's wrong with you dude?? do you need to see Sigmund Freud too? do you want to listen to William Glesser for the very words that i really want you to put in your 'extra large' brain - be realistik, man!!
you know what. you're right. i don't deserve the spotlight. you're the man. go. and tell everybody that i'm the one who started everything. make them believe you. oh sure they will. they love you so much, that they might be thinking to praise you and make you a hero! how many people did you save from the cyber epidemic? thousands, dude.. but how many people you planted hatred and disgust in their souls? countless, bro... countless. you can't even name them, because they're just too good to be true. have you got yourself no mercy??
think about it. i'm not accusing you a villian or a darth vader (even though you really wanted to wear such suit) or belthazor (hm..on a second thought..). it's okay. i read books. thanks to Eric Berne's "I'm Okay, You're Okay" book, you don't get to see the starred words here. heh. pretty cool huh. ^^
i can stand your attack. my revenge soon will fall upon you. when the curtain falls, we shall see who will take a bow. and this is my very, extremely serious message to you - don't you ever disturb my friends! leave them alone. this has nothing to do with my beautiful friends. it's just you and me. back off, and stay away from them. if you dare to put even a finger on their shoulder, your fellow computer-geeks can expect a delivery of your body parts the next day for them to assemble you back into one piece.
leave my friends alone. do not repeat the same sin. don't touch my facebook, my blog, my bank accounts, my emails and my everything - anymore. this is the nicest way i can put my words to a devilish hacker who once my great pal.. dude, i forgive you, again. but if you do not regret of what mess you did..heh... God bless.
ya...i had planned to grab a copy of newspaper that day. unfortunately, my irresponsible being forgot the duty. there you go. endopsychic conflicts. my Id said "blast you! it's all your fault" while my Ego reversed the poisonous bite "for God sake i did nothing wrong. it's you who went to sleep late, you ungrateful, spoilt trait!" owh don't worry a'an, here comes your saviour. is it batman? is it superman?? no~ it's SuperEgo!!! and he choked both Id and Ego hard...and yelled "will you two please..shut..the heck up?" hahahaha
when was my last entry? in february, if im not mistaken. yeah... time does not wait for me. i'll be dancing with myself~ lalala.. anyway, somebody should shoulder the blame. heaven knows what's going on... i mean, what is wrong with you, dude??
remember how best you were? (yuck...sounds gay..) okay. look at you now. a successful young man... genius...an intelect.. gorgeously handsome... your words and voice can melt the hearts of many.. do you realize that? every time you look at a girl (or a boy, even) in the eye, you steal their heart beat and pulse and stop their breathing process.
but why you did this to me, dude?
come on. i'm not your girlfriend. or you do have a crush on me but you don't think it's gonna work so you decided to destroy me then? haha.. dude, you're shooting a sitting duck. i don't mind calling myself a duck, as long as i can swim happily and cheerfully. but you! you invaded the 70's show!
where did the good man gone? yeah. let's see how you criticize my grammatical error here. is there an error at the first place? have i confused you? nope. you are too clever, too smart to be fooled by anybody.
this is the third time, bro... you deleted my accounts and emails... you hacked my pages and sites. you told bad things - lies! - to everybody. what's wrong with you dude?? do you need to see Sigmund Freud too? do you want to listen to William Glesser for the very words that i really want you to put in your 'extra large' brain - be realistik, man!!
you know what. you're right. i don't deserve the spotlight. you're the man. go. and tell everybody that i'm the one who started everything. make them believe you. oh sure they will. they love you so much, that they might be thinking to praise you and make you a hero! how many people did you save from the cyber epidemic? thousands, dude.. but how many people you planted hatred and disgust in their souls? countless, bro... countless. you can't even name them, because they're just too good to be true. have you got yourself no mercy??
think about it. i'm not accusing you a villian or a darth vader (even though you really wanted to wear such suit) or belthazor (hm..on a second thought..). it's okay. i read books. thanks to Eric Berne's "I'm Okay, You're Okay" book, you don't get to see the starred words here. heh. pretty cool huh. ^^
i can stand your attack. my revenge soon will fall upon you. when the curtain falls, we shall see who will take a bow. and this is my very, extremely serious message to you - don't you ever disturb my friends! leave them alone. this has nothing to do with my beautiful friends. it's just you and me. back off, and stay away from them. if you dare to put even a finger on their shoulder, your fellow computer-geeks can expect a delivery of your body parts the next day for them to assemble you back into one piece.
leave my friends alone. do not repeat the same sin. don't touch my facebook, my blog, my bank accounts, my emails and my everything - anymore. this is the nicest way i can put my words to a devilish hacker who once my great pal.. dude, i forgive you, again. but if you do not regret of what mess you did..heh... God bless.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Killing me softly
stupid calamity of fiery lizard... i have piles and mountains of work to be done. sigh... for the past three months my life was soooooo relaxing and entertaining. but now? look at me. i have become a real student! hahahaha
let's do the calculation. day by day. hm... i have to submit my group assignment on wednesday, the moral issue assignment. yeah, we did well with our 'pornography' presentation. they audience seemed stunned and mesmerized... perhaps there were too much obscenity in our slides...kikiki.. no lah. ^^ hoh! that reminds me of my buddy. hahaha... awalludin and aizat were so mad at this particular person. i couldn't say anything... i was shocked, too, by the way. he could have done more than just two pages from 10 pages work that we have assigned him to do. me, awal and aizat did our part, and we managed to sketch out 9 pages per person. but this guy? hahaha... man, i don't know what to say. awal was pissed off...^^
sociolinguistics. this killer subject is another headaching matter. luckily our research presentation is done. however, i'm not very quite satisfied with the marks given. i do think me and my partner deserve better marks. a good one. okay, we weren't flawless at presenting the findings and such, but the actual thing with our research is great! i argued some of her points, counter-fire her questions with brilliant and true answers.. yet she said it's too late. if only we have explained all those crap to her earlier, during the presentation, the marks would be different, in a good way, of course. hahaha.. this is what i call fate, rezeki. ^^ oh well.. just you wait for our research report. hehehe...
action research! oh my god... in three months time, what have you learnt, aan? Lies and double-lie techniques. kikiki. 70 percent of our data and findings is the truth, yet another 20 percent is fantasy~ ^^ another 10 percent? God bless. hahahaha... yeap. today's presentation was excellent. just imagine, three months of collecting data...yet we have to present all-everything in just 15 minutes! wow... and WOW!! we did survive the 15-minute time limit. hahaha.. i was rushing up all those points on our slides to beat the duration given. if we exceed the duration, marks will be deducted. so... with the blessing from above, we, the army of God, fulfilled the requirement and have beaten the kraken. hahahaha. not so fast, aan. you and your group still have a 4000-word report to write. hee.... evil force... may you be gone! Halt!!
tomorrow is the day...
let's do the calculation. day by day. hm... i have to submit my group assignment on wednesday, the moral issue assignment. yeah, we did well with our 'pornography' presentation. they audience seemed stunned and mesmerized... perhaps there were too much obscenity in our slides...kikiki.. no lah. ^^ hoh! that reminds me of my buddy. hahaha... awalludin and aizat were so mad at this particular person. i couldn't say anything... i was shocked, too, by the way. he could have done more than just two pages from 10 pages work that we have assigned him to do. me, awal and aizat did our part, and we managed to sketch out 9 pages per person. but this guy? hahaha... man, i don't know what to say. awal was pissed off...^^
sociolinguistics. this killer subject is another headaching matter. luckily our research presentation is done. however, i'm not very quite satisfied with the marks given. i do think me and my partner deserve better marks. a good one. okay, we weren't flawless at presenting the findings and such, but the actual thing with our research is great! i argued some of her points, counter-fire her questions with brilliant and true answers.. yet she said it's too late. if only we have explained all those crap to her earlier, during the presentation, the marks would be different, in a good way, of course. hahaha.. this is what i call fate, rezeki. ^^ oh well.. just you wait for our research report. hehehe...
action research! oh my god... in three months time, what have you learnt, aan? Lies and double-lie techniques. kikiki. 70 percent of our data and findings is the truth, yet another 20 percent is fantasy~ ^^ another 10 percent? God bless. hahahaha... yeap. today's presentation was excellent. just imagine, three months of collecting data...yet we have to present all-everything in just 15 minutes! wow... and WOW!! we did survive the 15-minute time limit. hahaha.. i was rushing up all those points on our slides to beat the duration given. if we exceed the duration, marks will be deducted. so... with the blessing from above, we, the army of God, fulfilled the requirement and have beaten the kraken. hahahaha. not so fast, aan. you and your group still have a 4000-word report to write. hee.... evil force... may you be gone! Halt!!
tomorrow is the day...
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