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Monday, February 28, 2011

Dialog2 Kekanak Riang: Week 2


budak: cekgu! kgheta cekgu tebakaq!
cekgu: (dgn nada tak amik pot) em?~
budak: (excited) hahaha. cekgu kena tipu!! satu kosooong!

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budak 1: cekgu, dia pukoi saya!
budak 2: mana ada. dia tolak saya dulu.
budak 1: dia tendang bangku saya dulu cekgu
budak 2: hang yang tolak meja aku!
budak 3: wei hangpa ni sengap buleh dak? aku tampaq merah pipi tu kot!!
budak 1 & 2: ....
budak 3: cekgu, dah setel.

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budak A: teacher, dia nak raba kami!
budak B: pemadam la, bongok...
budak A: tadi hang cakap lain!!

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budak: sir, bila nak masuk makmal komputer?
cekgu: next week, ok? minggu depan
budak: tapi sir, skolah ni mana ada makmal komputer?

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budak: cekgu2. cekgu buat apa tu?
cekgu: tengah melukis~
budak: ooo. (senyap kejap) cekgu buat apa tu?

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budak 11: teacher! tengok dia. dia ligan saya
budak 22: wei mana aci hang menyorok belakang cekgu!
budak 33: wei mana aci hang pegang tangan cekgu!!

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(dalam kelas relief. subjek Pendidikan Islam)
cekgu: baek kelas. sekarang waktu apa?
budak2: PJ!!!

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budak a: ala sir...sir masuk la kelas kami.
budak b: ha sir...masuk la. kami takmau belajaq hari ni.

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cekgu: (nada perlahan) class, please be quiet~
alif (bukan nama sebenar): wei DIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!
cekgu: AAALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIPP!!!!!!!

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budak: cekgu, tu kakak saya. dia nak masuk menari tapi dia nak UPSR dah
kakak budak: sir!! dia tipuuuuuu!!

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cekgu: baek, sapa yang buleh shuffle kat sini?
(daripada 30 murid, 11 budak laki angkat tangan, 4 budak pompuan angakat tangan)
cekgu: ok..ramai. baek sapa yang buleh zapin, angkat tangan?
budak: (angkat tangan) cekgu zapin tu apa cekgu?

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ketika melukis mural..
budak a: sir, kenapa sir kena cat dindin skolah?
budak b: sir lawan guru besaq ka? kami dulu kena cuci tandaih. sir dah kena?
cekgu: =.="

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=D

14 comments:

EL90 said...

hahahha terbaikkk ^^ selamat melayan karenah bebudakkk ^^

♥iyien♥ said...

excited nak p skolahla klo camneh..(;

NaZwA JaAfAr... said...

alahai...comey nya...

ieraLEE said...

u know what, by doing this u make practical seem less scary. enjoy ur time with the kids!

ieraLEE said...

oh btw, u totally should teach them zapin! please2.

antara said...

@EL90 - yeah. selamat2.hehe
@iyien - it's a fun place to be ^^
@nazwa - couldnt agree more =)
@iera - scary time lecturer dtg je... pastuh lupa lesson plan. haha. laen2 mmg fun! ^^

phyto hystrix said...

salam,

ahaha! kelakar! budak2 mmg mcm tu. yg "wei DIAMMMM!!" tu plg klaka! XD

antara said...

part three upload next week ^^

dayangkueffazulaikha said...

cant wait part three :)

cik jue said...

hehe... =)
cikgu wat pa tu? tyn lg.

antara said...

tu la pasal. haha

Ilyana Z Fauzy said...

hahahaha. bes gle kn jadi guru nieee

antara said...

@aza - jadi guru best.. bleh mengajar. tapi jadi chekgu lagi best - bleh meng-hajor!!! hahaha. hey thanks for commenting n following ^^

Ilyana Z Fauzy said...

heh. jgn mngkurang hajor suda